Speaker
Our speaker today cancelled due to car trouble.
BOD Opening
Art announced an open position on next years Board of Directors, but it was quickyl filled when Hal offered to fill it.
Board News
The club voted to give $5 to each Key Club member who participates in the walk-a-thon at the upcoming Key Club convention.
It was decided that our Ginnie Mae funds will be moved into a money market account so we will see less flucuation.
Joker - Joker
Richard won $10 in today's Joker-Joker draw.
Have You Heard The One About......?????
A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determined to prove wrong the saying, "You can't take it with you."
After much thought and consideration, the man finally figured out how to take at least some of his money with him when he died. He instructed his wife to go to the bank and withdraw enough money to fill two pillow cases. He then directed her to take the bags of money to the attic and leave them directly above his bed. His plan: When he passed away, he would reach out and grab the bags on his way to heaven.
Several weeks after the funeral, the deceased lawyer's wife, up in the attic cleaning, came upon the two pillow cases stuffed with cash.
"Oh, that darned old fool," she exclaimed. "I knew he should have had me put the money in the basement."
Upcoming Events
April 30 - Governor's Visit
May 11 - Board Meeting
May 19 - Special Games
May 21 - Tour de Cure
Look Who's Coming
April 18 - Key Club Report
April 25 - Henry Miller,
The Journey from Icebreaker to
Trailblazer
May 2 - Jerry Johnson,
Interfaith Services
May 9 - Brian Szabo,
Director of KMVT Community TV
May 16 - Bob Parsons, Stroke Awareness
Happy/Sad Dollars
Doug put in a happy dollar for the Shark's and the A's.
Art added a happy buck because due to all the recent rain he got bumped up on the list to get his swimming pool re-done and instead of having to wait until June, they've already started.
Fenton had a sad dollar because he was was just notified that since he neglected to file a proper form after his accident last year his license has been suspended.
Out 'n About
Doug went to Cambria for a couple of days, saw the elephant seals and paid $7.
Jim took a cruise to Mexico and paid a find of $21.
