Guests
Maggie Burklund was our only guest today. We're happy to report that she is feeling much better. During her recent recuperation, wanting something to do to pass the time, she starting making quilts that she is going to donate to The Linus Program, a service that provides blankets and quilts to needy children of all ages. She brought two beautiful ones to show the group.
Special Games & Tour de Cure Sign Up
Art will be passing out sign up sheets for both of these events next week, so if you want to volunteer be sure and see him to do so.
Joker - Joker
Richard won and procured $10 from the pot.
Hospital Chart Bloopers
1. The patient refused autopsy.
2. The patient has no previous history of suicides.
3. Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital.
4. Note: patient here recovering from forehead cut. became very angry when given an enema by mistake.
5. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.
6. On the second day the knee was better, and on the third day it
disappeared.
7. The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed.
8. The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993.
9. Discharge status: alive but without permission.
10. Healthy appearing decrepit 69-year old male, mentally alert but
forgetful.
11. Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.
12. She is numb from her toes down.
13. While in ER, she was examined, x-rated and sent home.
14. The skin was moist and dry.
15. Occasional, constant infrequent headaches.
16. Patient was alert and unresponsive.
17. Rectal examination revealed a normal size thyroid.
18. She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life, until she got a divorce.
19. I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical
therapy.
20. Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.
21. The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.
22. Skin: somewhat pale but present
23. Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities
Upcoming Events
April 30 - Governor's Visit
May 11 - Board Meeting
May 19 - Special Games at DeAnza College
May 21 - Tour de Cure
Yoo Hoo....Look Who's Coming
May 2 - Jerry Johnson, Interfaith Services
May 9 - Brian Szabo, Director of KMVT Community TV
May 16 - Bob Parsons, Stroke Awareness
May 23 - Pam Livingston, All Things " "Frog"
May 30 and beyond Open
Happy/Sad Dollars
Fenton had a happy and sad dollar. The sad dollar because his granddaughter from Georgia, who was on her way to California, had a head-on accident which totaled her vehicle. The happy dollar was, of course, because they weren't killed.
Dale put in a happy dollar because Maggie was able to come and because she is walking now, so much so that her calves hurt.
Art was happy to have attended the Key Club convention where he served as Sgt. at Arms.
Doug was happy to throw in a buck because he had tickets to the Sharks. He sadly tossed in another buck for the A's.
Interclub
Doug is putting together an interclub with Mtn View on May 17th.
If you want to attend, see him to sign up.
Board Meeting Date Change
In June, July and August the BOD meetings will be held on the first Thursday of the month rather than the second.
