September 9 - Senior Lunch
September 14 - Board Meeting
October 9 - Golf Tournament
Elizabeth from Homestead High's Key Club visited again today, but probably for the last time, as school will be starting again very shortly.
Art has requested that everyone be thinking about who deserves the honor of Kiwanian of the Year for 2005/2006 as the vote will take place shortly.
Dennis Whitaker
Birthday congratulations to Richard who added another year on August 16th. He requested a group sing and paid the birthday fine of $6.
Kristin put in a happy buck because her daughter, despite some serious concern on Kristin's part, was able to drive the family safely home from Tahoe.
Doug had 2 happy dollars; one for the A's and one for his trip to Cape Cod.
Art was elated as he dropped his dollar in the pot to announce that finally all family is gone from his house. He's had one relative or another visiting since June.
The lucky winner of $15 this week was Fenton.
Dave and Kristin went to Tahoe for a couple of days. His fine was $18 as he crossed over the line into Nevada for a bit. Kristin, who remained on the California side, had to make only a $10 contribution.
A little old lady went to the grocery store to buy cat food. She picked up three cans and took them to the check out counter. The girl at the cash register said, "I'm sorry, but we cannot sell you cat food without proof that you have a cat. A lot of old people buy cat food to eat and management wants proof that you are buying the food for your cat."
The little old lady went home, picked up her cat and brought it back to the store. They sold her the cat food.
The next day, she tried to buy three cans of dog food. Again the cashier demanded proof that she had a dog, because old people sometimes eat dog food. She went home and brought in her dog. She then got the dog food.
The following day she took in a box with a hole in the lid and asked the cashier to stick her finger in the hole. The cashier said, "No, you might have a snake in there."
The little old lady assured her that there was nothing in the box that would harm her. So the cashier put her finger into the box, pulled it out and told the little old lady, "That smells like shit."
The little old lady said, "It is. Now can I buy three rolls of toilet paper?"
