Upcoming Events
August 11 - Board Meeting
Look Who's Coming
August 30 - Phyllis Mattson, "War Orphan"
September 6 - Ray Nelson, Guitars Not Guns
October 4 - Ted Cheeseman, EcoSafari's
If you have ideas for speakers, let me know....I'm plum out of 'em.
New Member Inducted
Hal Messimer was inducted into the club this afternoon. Pens out, everyone;
you have 3 weeks to sign his apron.
Happy/Sad Dollars
Only one happy dollar today and that was contributed by Steve in honor of
Dave G.'s softball team.
It's a slow news week, folks..........
Speaker
Hal Messimer volunteered to be our program today. His topic was clean air - clean water. Did you know that the air inside our homes is 5-7% worse than the air outside? Open those windows, people!
Joker - Joker
Clark was the big winner this week with a prize of $10.
Out 'n About
Doug went to the Almanor County Fair. A roll of the dice determined he owed $4 for this jaunt up north.
Have You Heard The One About??????
A man goes to the doctor and tells him that he hasn't been feeling well. The doctor examines him, leaves the room and comes back with three different bottles of pills.
The doctor says, "Take the green pill with a big glass of water when you get up. Take the blue pill with a big glass of water after lunch. Then just before going to bed, take the red pill with another big glass of water."
Startled to be put on so much medicine the man stammers, "My goodness, doc, exactly what's my problem?"
Doctor says, "You're not drinking enough water."
