Upcoming Events
February 16 - Board Meeting ***Note Date Change***
February 18 - Mid-Winter Conference at the Oakland Marriott
March 2 - Board Meeting - ***Note Date Change***
Look Who's Coming
February 14 - April Scott from Monta Vista High School
February 21 - Jean Fraguglia from the Cupertino Forum
February 28 - Lisa Olsen & Dr. Murrary from the California Ear Institute
March 7 - David Knapp, Cupertino City Manager
March 14 - Jennifer Sullivan, Director of the Morgan Center for Autism
March 21 - Jerry Johnson, Interfaith Ministries
March 28 - Carmel Weiler, Technology and How To Cope With It
Happy/Sad Dollars
We were very happy to have Clark with us today after a brief absence. He put in a happy $2 because #1 he was glad to be back; #2 his step-daughter just had a baby; and #3 (the best news of all) a recent MRI shows that his cancer is GONE!)
Richard confessed to a trip to Jackson Rancheria this past weekend with Ginnie, Nick and Nick's aide, Sam. Richard did his usual slot thing. Nick tried his hand at video poker and then sat down at a table for a little fun with the cards. Upon discovering the table had a $10 minimum, however, he was quick to excuse himself and return to his spot at the slot machine. A roll of the dice ended in $8 fines for both he and Richard.
Speaker
Today Lt. Govorner Greg Rubens was our guest speaker. His topic was autism awareness.
Guests
Doc from Mtn. View came again and Riley Simpson, an invitee of Dave M.'s, also joined us.
Joker - Joker
Doug won (again) today and drew (again) a ten.
Have You Heard The One About.........?????
A preacher wanted to raise money for his church and on being told that there was a fortune in horse racing, decided to purchase one and enter it in the races. However, at the local auction, the going price for horses was so high that he ended up buying a donkey instead.
He figured that since he had it, he might as well go ahead and enter it in the races. To his surprise, the donkey came in third! The next day the local paper carried this headline: PREACHER'S ASS SHOWS
The preacher was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and this time it won. The paper read: PREACHER'S ASS OUT IN FRONT
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the preacher not to enter the donkey in another race. The paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PREACHER'S ASS
This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the preacher to get rid of the donkey. The preacher decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The paper headline the next day read: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN
The Bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.00. The next day the headline read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.00
This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey, lead it to the plains where it could run wild and free. The next day, the headline in the paper read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE
The Bishop was buried the next day.
