Speaker
Larry Dean presented our program this afternoon. He shared his recent experience bicycling across the U.S. It took 50 days traveling 80 - 120 miles per day. The group of 60 cyclists typically spent their nights sleeping on the grounds of small-town high schools.
Guests
Doc from Mtn. View was our only guest today excluding the speaker.
New Monta Vista Key Club Advisor
Due to the lack of volunteers for this post, Prez Anne has agreed to take over the job of advisor.
Joker - Joker
Doc won today and drew an eight. It's about time his visits paid off!
Have You Heard The One About.........?????
WINTER CLASSES FOR MEN AT THE LEARNING CENTER FOR ADULTS
Class 1 - How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays - Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. Meets 4 weeks, Mon. and Wed. for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
Class 2 - The Toilet Paper Roll --- Does It Change Itself? Round Table Discussion. Meets 2 weeks, Sat. at 12:00 for 2 hours.
Class 3 - It Is Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? --- Group Practice
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 4 - Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor Pictures and Explanatory Graphics. Meets Sat. at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.
Class 5 - After Dinner Dishes - Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink? Examples on Video. Meets 4 weeks, Tues. for 2 hours at 7:00 PM
Class 6 - Loss Of Identity - Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other
Help Line Support and Support Groups. Meets 4 Weeks, Fri. and Sun. 7:00 PM
Class 7 - Learning How To Find Things --- Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming. Open Forum Mon. at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.
Class 8 - Health Watch --- Bringing Her Flowers: It's Not Harmful To Your Health. Graphics and Audio Tapes. Three nights; Mon., Wed., Fri. at 7:00 PM
Class 9- Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost - Real Life Testimonials
Tues. at 6:00 PM. Location to be determined.
Class 10 - Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks? Driving Simulations. 4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.
Class 11 - Learning to Live --- Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing . Tuesdays at 7:00 PM.
Class 12 - How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion: Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques. Meets 4 weeks, Tues. and Thurs. for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
Class 13 - How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy: Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late. Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Mon., Wed., Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 14 - The Stove/Oven: What It Is and How It Is Used. Live Demonstration. Tues. at 6:00 PM.
Upon completion of any of the above courses,
diplomas will be issued to the survivors.
Upcoming Events
February 7 - Official Governor's Visit
February 9 - Board Meeting
February 18 - Mid-Winter Conference at the Oakland Marriott
You'll Be Sorry If You Miss These Programs
January 31 - Gloria Chacon
February 7 - Lt. Gov. Rubens
February 14 - April Scott from Monta Vista High School
February 21 - Jean Fraguglia from the Cupertino Forum
February 28 - Lisa Olsen & Dr. Murray from the California Ear Institute
March 7 - David Knapp, Cupertino City Manager
March 14 - Jennifer Sullivan, Director of the Morgan Center for Autism
March 21 - Jerry Johnson, Interfaith Ministries
March 28 - Carmel Weiler, Technology and How To Cope With It
Happy/Sad Dollars
Only one person was either happy or sad about anything today. Art plunked down a sad dollar on behalf of Dave G. because he forgot Kristin's birthday a couple of weeks ago. Now that's just wrong!
Happy Birthday
To Fenton who celebrated #84 with a song
by Ray, Chuck and Jim. And to Dave G.
who chose to have Hal, Bruce, Nick and Don
serenade him. Kristin brought a cake in
honor of the occasion and when asked to make
a wish before blowing out his candles Dave took
his cue from Miss America and hoped for world peace.
Out 'n About
Doug traveled to Hawaii and reports that on both ends of his trek he was on the same flight as Lanie Wheeler. He rolled the dice and was ordered to pay an $8 fine.
Miscellaneous
Doug received his 9-year pin today.
Anne reminded everyone that for the upcoming visit by the Lt. Governor she has declared a Joke-a-Thon. Everyone is to come with their best joke and there will be hefty fines for any off-color or just plain bad humor.
Quote Of The Week
"Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself - like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks.
- Jean Kerr
