Speaker
Our speaker today was Jarod Peters from ShipAid, giving us an update on their organization.
New Member Alert
Paula was re-inducted into the club today and we're thrilled to have her back with us.
Joker - Joker
Don got lucky and walked away from lunch $8 richer.
Have You Heard The One About....?
A nun is sitting with her Mother Superior and an older nun chatting.
"I used some horrible language this week and feel absolutely terrible about it."
"When did you use this awful language?" asks the elder.
"Well, I was golfing and hit an incredible drive that looked like it was going to go over 280 yards, but it struck a phone line that was hanging over the fairway and fell straight down to the ground after going only about 100 yards."
"Is that when you swore?"
"No, Mother," says the nun. "After that, a squirrel ran out of the bushes and grabbed my ball in its mouth and began to run away."
"Is THAT when you swore?" asks the Mother Superior again.
"Well, no." says the nun. "You see, as the squirrel was running, an eagle came down out of the sky, grabbed the squirrel in his talons and began to fly away!"
"And that’s when it happened." stated the elder nun.
"No, not yet. As the eagle carried the squirrel away in its claws, it flew near the green and the squirrel dropped my ball."
"Did you swear THEN?" asked Mother Superior, becoming impatient.
"No, because the ball fell on a big rock, bounced over the sand trap, rolled onto the green, and stopped about six inches from the hole."
The two nuns were silent for a moment. Then Mother Superior sighed and said, "You missed the damn putt, didn't you?"
Upcoming Events
July 14 - Board Meeting - Please note the BOD meeting will begin an hour early (6pm) so that directly following, the group can head up to Redwood City for an interclub.
Look Who's Coming
July 5 - Open
July 12 - Open
July 19 - Ted Cheeseman, EcoSafari's
Happy/Sad Dollars
Chuck paid one happy dollar because he was able to personally give out the two Cupertino High School scholarships and another for having come through his hernia surgery in one piece.
Bruce was confused as to how the A's could have won while the Giant's lost. He dropped in a happy/sad dollar in honor of both.
Paula put in a happy dollar because she took a vacation to Cabo with her kids. She was also lucky to have smashed her finger in a door at the hotel, which resulted in their being upgraded to the Presidential suite. Thanks, Paula for the tip; now we'll all know to stub our toes as we approach the check in desk and then smile and ask for a nicer room.
Clark added a sad dollar because he had to leave the meeting early.
Congratulations To.....
Doug and Sara on their 41st wedding anniversary.
Out 'n About
Doug reported on his 8-day Grand Canyon rafting adventure. Apparently, he had a GREAT time. Then he rolled the dice and paid a $10 fine.
