Speaker

Patrick & Joanne Fitzsimmons, agents with Alain Pinel, were are program today. Their topic: the emotonal aspects of downsizing for seniors.

Guests

In addition to today's speakers, we had Doc joining us for lunch.

This 'n That

Elsie brought cupcakes to celebrate her and Don's anniversary because Art

missed them when she didn't bring them for the actual anniversary last week.

Speaking of Art, he filled us in on his attendance at the retirement dinner for Barbara Jones from Cupertino Community Services.

Happy/Sad Dollars

Richard paid 2 happy dollars because he got to spend his weekend with his camera clicking away.

Art was happy to put in a dollar because Myrna is returning home after 2 weeks away. Guess that means no more beans or spaghetti for a while.

Upcoming Events - Look What's Coming Up!

April 4 - Spring Baskets

April 6 - Prayer Breakfast

April 7 - Kiwanis One Day

April 12 - Board Meeting

May 18 - Special Games

September 8 - Senior BBQ

Joker-Joker

Art won today and took $10 from the new pot.

Have You Heard The One About.......???

Harold and Irene went out for dinner to celebrate their

50th anniversary. After a couple of glasses of wine, Harold

asks "Irene, have you ever cheated during our marriage?"

"No, of course not."

"If you had, it's okay" Harold said, "I just wanted to know."

"Well..."

"Well, what?"

"Well" said Irene "remember way back 30 years ago when you thought you would get laid off from that development company you were working for?"

"Yes, I remember and I was sure glad they kept me on."

"Well....I paid a little visit to your boss and, if you remember, everyone got laid off but you."

"You didn't..."

"Yes, I did, but it was for you!"

"Well....okay, but were there any others?"

"Well.....do you remember 10 years ago when you needed heart bypass surgery and the only qualified surgeon in the area, Dr. Jacobson, was completely booked and wouldn't take you?"

"Yes, but...."

"So.. .I talked him into taking you."

"You mean you..."

"It saved your life!"

"Okay, I guess I can see that, but... .were there any others?"

"No, no, no."

"Are you sure?"

"Well

"What, what, what?!?!"

"Well......do you remember when you were running for president of the local chapter of the Real Estate Board.....and you were only 32 votes short....."