Speaker
Richard volunteered to be this week's program and his topic was (duh) digital photography.
Happy/Sad Dollars
Nick was happy to become the owner of a new Prius.
Doug was happy a dollars worth to be attending today's Sharks game.
Dale put in a sad dollar because he'd missed the last two meetings. He just didn't feel well so finally he went to the Dr. to check it out. He discovered that his pacemaker had worn out (that'll do it.) He is now the proud and much more exuberant owner of a brand new one.
Art added a sad dollar because he broke his promise to bring a cake this week to celebrate his anniversary.
Upcoming Events - Look What's Coming Up!
April 4 - Spring Baskets
April 6 - Prayer Breakfast
April 7 - Kiwanis One Day
April 12 - Board Meeting
May 18 - Special Games
September 8 - Senior BBQ
This 'n That
Kristin bought the fine-free badge for April for a mere $10.
Happy Anniversary
Art paid a $6 for being blissfully married to Myrna for 27 years this week
Joker-Joker
Congratulations to Fenton for his win of two whole dollars in today's draw.
Have You Heard The One About.......???
My family is a bit weird. My father is serving a life sentence for murder. My mother ran away when we were kids. I have a brother in advertising and both my sisters are ladies of ill repute.
I've managed to stay relatively clean and as a consequence I've just met the woman of my dreams. I'll do anything not to lose her and yet I don't feel good lying to her. So I have a big dilemma and just don't know what to do! What's your suggestion? Do you think I can tell her about my brother who's in advertising?
A guy from KFC arranges to visit the Pope. After receiving the papal blessing he whispers, "Your Eminence, do we have a deal for you. If you change The Lord's Prayer from 'give us this day our daily bread...' to 'give us this day our daily chicken...' we will donate $500 million dollars to the Church."
The Pope responds saying, "That is impossible. The Prayer is the Word of the Lord and it must not be changed." "Well," says the KFC man, "we are prepared to donate $1 billion to the Church if you change the Lord's Prayer from 'give us this day our daily bread...' to 'give us this day our daily chicken..."
Again the Pope replies, "That is impossible. The Prayer is the Word of the Lord and it must not be changed." Finally, the KFC guy says,
"This is our last offer. We will donate $5 billion to the church if you change the Lord's Prayer from 'give us this day our daily bread...' to 'give us this day our daily chicken...'" and he leaves.
The next day the Pope meets with the College of Cardinals to say that he has good news and bad news. "The good news," he says, is that the Church has come into $5 billion." "The bad news is that we are losing The Wonder bread account."
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