Speaker
Today's program was a song-fest provided by the very lovely and extremely talented Choraliers, ( a 5-woman quartet) who were visiting us for the second time.
Presidential Stand-In
Thanks to Dave G. who presided over today's meeting in Art's absence. Art was undergoing some eye-surgery, but expects to be back next week.
Birthday Wishes
We wished Don a very happy 83rd birthday today and his wish to have Dave G. salute him with a solo rendition of happy birthday was granted.
Happy/Sad Dollars
Doug put in a happy buck for the Warriors.
Kristin, speaking on behalf of everyone across the country, I believe, added a happy dollar because the election is over.
Chuck was happy to put his dollar in in honor of Cal.
Upcoming Events - Look What's Coming Up!
December 14 - Board Meeting
Speakers Needed
Hal is now in charge of speakers and he is requesting assistance. If you know of anyone who would be interested in presenting a program please let him know.
Joker-Joker
Today's proud winner of Joker-Joker was Dale who copped $9 from the clubs coffers.
The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and it will tell you whether you are qualified to be a professional. Scroll down for each answer. The questions are NOT that difficult.
1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door.
This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.
2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
Did you say, "Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator?"
Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.
This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.
3. The Lion King is hosting an animal party. All the animals attend except one.
Which animal does not attend?
Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there.
This tests your memory.
OK, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to
show your true abilities.
4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it?
Correct Answer: You swim across. All the crocodiles are attending the Animal party.
This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong. But many preschoolers got several correct answers.
Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four year old.
