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November 8, 2005
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Speaker

Today's speaker was Elaine Glissmeyer from the Northwest YMCA.



Guests

In addition to our speaker, we were graced by Doc's presence at the table today.



Upcoming Events
 
December 8 - Board Meeting



Look Who's Coming

November 15 - Al Low, Coin Collecting
November 22 - Sue Willie, Cival Air Patrol
November 29 - Duncan Fife, Live, Laugh, Land on Top
December 6 - Tom Goff, CalStar Search and Rescue
December 13 - Stan Harris, Film Maker
January 3 - Hal Messimer
January 10 - Scott & Teresa Sopers' African Adventure
January 17 - Michael Rugg, The Bigfoot Discovery Project



Joker - Joker

Bruce ws the lucky winner of $10 in today's Joker-Joker draw.



Happy/Sad Dollars

Dave G. paid two dollars (both happy) to announce his soccer team is doing well and because, at long last, the Bears are in 1st place.

Doug was happy that a house he'd thought was sold but had the
appearance of falling through did sell after all.

Dale is a dollar poorer after paying his buck to share the good
news that the spot on his lung is no more.



Out 'n About

Richard confessed, and paid a $6 fine, for visiting his new granddaughter in Las Vegas.  Yes, he won money.



Have You Heard Thed One About.....???

A lady walks in to a pet store and asks the salesman if he has any parrots for sale.  He replies that he has a very special parrot in back.

They go to the back of the store and see a beautiful bird with a string around each leg.  The salesman explains that if she pulls the string on the left leg, the bird sings "Nearer My God to Thee," and if she pulls the right string, it sings, "Raindrops Keep Fallin' on my Head."  The lady asks what happens if she pulls both strings, and the bird yells out,"I fall on my butt, you big dummy!!"